Myst is picking on me a LOT! He comes up and randomly bites me (not hard, but in a VERY annoying manner). I cry out and complain about it and my pet humans will come save me from him.
Terry says I am twice his weight. I should whap him back. She says I can jump higher than him and can easily sit out of reach. Instead I just fuss and fume. Well, why not? It brings my humans running and they pet me and brush me and give me all kinds of attention. Seems like a good working plan to me.