Amusing Toy

As a kitten, I chased the ball in this ring until I dropped from exhaustion. But today, I prefer to watch my pet humans roll it in an effort to get me interested. It is more fun to watch them than the ball, though.

INTERNET DOWN FOR DAYS

Argh!!! My pet human and I were climbing the walls (well I always try to climb the walls anyway). Our Internet was down for days to due an error outside the house by the cable company. It is now fixed. Whew!

How to Wake a Human

Terry was very sleepy this morning. Myst could not wake her, but then he has a gentle quiet meow and softly pads about the place. Richard could not wake her because he didn't want to shake her awake and she was not responding to soft sounds. So they got me.

I was determined. I maintain a strict policy that NO HUMAN should ever sleep if I am awake, thus I went directly into the middle of the room, and seeing an inert human, let out the biggest loudest (because I am part Siamese) "MEOOOOOWWWWWWW!" you ever heard. It worked.

Afterwards, we all got served breakfast, got brushing and other fine attention. My job was done, but such good results means I will do this again -- and often.

I Love Mondays

Oh joy! It's laundry day. What better to sleep on than just washed and WARM clothes?!!

Shoes

Shoes are wonderful things. They smell interesting 'cause they've been places. Humans are likely to step into them and I get a pet if I am nearby. Sometimes they are fun to chew on. I love shoes.

Attack of the Evil Crinkly Paper

It has RETURNED! That evil crinkly paper did not learn its lesson. It is trying to take over the sleeping spot, but no worries. The powerful white panther valiantly defended his home and taught it who is really the boss around here. The evil paper retreated in fear and shame. But Myst is ever on the alert should it return.

I See It!

Oh yes. Yep. Uh-huh -- that's a bug over there. One of those really cool-looking ones with wings. Gotta get it to come over here close so I can thwap it.