My name is Myst. I am Muddy's adopted brother and I learned a lot about blogging from growing up with him.
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Looks like a really comfortable evening for everyone.
9 cat pawems(1) a cat's taleGrandad Cat curls his tailand wants to tell a taleto his GrandKits CatsHe claws them before himand he meows a catchy tunethat he shall tell them a taleBut little Tobyhe purrs:No, Grand – you're such a bad story-tellercos you only have one tale(2) cats in a boat…meow, meow, meow…nine cats in a boatand one jumps off and there’s none left in the boat in the same instant –anyone going to ask why?No, this is no conundrum in nuclear physics It’s basic cat life -they were all copycats…meow, meow, meow…(3) claw enforcementTomcat has his breakfastof Mice Krispiesand reads his mewspaperswhen Molly comes out with a snarlin her purr-ple pajamasshe claws him all overthere’s such a caterwaulingand Tomcat emerges bewildered:What? Why?She’s upset that all night her hubby Tomcatcalled out for Cat Woman in his sleepAnd what do I do with Tomcatafter this Claw Enforcement? thinks MollyOh, just hiss and make up(4) Cat FacultyO have you heard? -the standards at the Faculty of HISStory and Catssics are slipping; and its esteem in the public eye decliningHave you heard?Why?Well,that Faculty’sgot too many cheetahsThat’s why(5) Cat Mum's Advicesaid one cat to the otherat the playground:“My mum always advised menever to climb treesFor she did say very wisely:‘What has barkwill bite next’”(6) Cat Famesaid one cat to the other:“One of these days I’m going to the Flea Circusand then I’ll be real famouscos I’ll steal the whole show!”(7) Grammar KittenGrammar Kitten has learned well its lessons;and of all the marksit loves the comma bestfor, as Grammar Kitten explainsto Ignorant Kitten:“a comma is like us cats:the comma’s got the clause before the pausewe’ve got the paws before the claws”(8) vowel catthe English tutorsits with Tommy at the tableand Sam the cat sits oppositetoday they are practicing their vowelsevery time the teachersays: “Tommy, give me a word with a vowel or two”Sam the cat interjects:“Meow…meow…meow!”(9) cat luckfor centuriesblack cats have been the subject of blameIs it bad luckif a black cat follows you?Here’s the answerto settle this mysteryonce and for all:It all depends, if you’re human or mouse__________________________________________(poems written by Raj Arumugam, based on jokes from various sources)
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